Some insight on Albert's personal life! ;)
 

Sorry, no truly revealing details here. However, I do have a little piece of information about him that everyone here would love to hear about!

Albert wears makeup. The following is a conversation between me and him which PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT his makeup wearing ways!


Albert:
Gawd dang it....

Comes to the library
Opens bag
Can't find his textbook
...
TT^TT

Me:
‎4 streams of tears. :(

Albert:
Actually, 2 very large ones. The 2 lines make the outer border of one gigantic tear stream. That's how bawwwws I am. I cry rivers when I cry.

Me:
So then the black outlines is actually the eyeshadow and eyeliner you wear right? ehh, ehh?! ;P

Albert:
LMAO you would say that xD
‎:( They don't have it TT^TT (note: that is DEFINITELY makeup and Trav most definitely did not edit these words here to make it funnier)...

Me:
I know, I'm an honest man. I would never fabricate details to make a fool of you in front of your friends.

Albert:
I appreciate that. Please post this for everyone to see!

Me:
If you insist... weirdo!


So yeah that's pretty much what went down the other day. I kept everything EXACTLY the same, as changing around some words here and there is something I would NEVER do! ;)

Thoughts?

LMAO!!! That is so definitely changed up! xD

You arse, trying to make people think I wear make up!!! >.<

HEY! Half of that is legit!

you don't wear make up? i thought all men do? well, may be i'm a bit different since i cross dr- nvm what i just said...

Jokes asides, it really is hard to try and put make up on yourself( no dolls, no volunteers, so i have to do myself, as for why i'm learning to do so, it's not a subject i want to touch... yet)

This has made me re-think my make-up strategy because in all seriousness a touch of eye-liner can really make the difference at that all-important job interview/blind date with an alien-human-hybrid.

It worked when we first met! ;)

lol, stop it I'm blushing