Some insight on Albert's personal life! ;)

Travmang · 09-24-2011, 04:32 AM

Sorry, no truly revealing details here. However, I do have a little piece of information about him that everyone here would love to hear about!

Albert wears makeup. The following is a conversation between me and him which PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT his makeup wearing ways!

Albert:
Gawd dang it....

Comes to the library
Opens bag
Can't find his textbook
...
TT^TT

Me:
‎4 streams of tears.

Albert:
Actually, 2 very large ones. The 2 lines make the outer border of one gigantic tear stream. That's how bawwwws I am. I cry rivers when I cry.

Me:
So then the black outlines is actually the eyeshadow and eyeliner you wear right? ehh, ehh?! ;P

Albert:
LMAO you would say that xD
‎

They don't have it TT^TT (note: that is DEFINITELY makeup and Trav most definitely did not edit these words here to make it funnier)...

Me:
I know, I'm an honest man. I would never fabricate details to make a fool of you in front of your friends.

Albert:
I appreciate that. Please post this for everyone to see!

Me:
If you insist... weirdo!

So yeah that's pretty much what went down the other day. I kept everything EXACTLY the same, as changing around some words here and there is something I would NEVER do!

Thoughts?

09-24-2011, 04:32 AM	#1
Travmang Pharaoh of Magicianry Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seattle, Washington Posts: 249 Donor Score: 50	Some insight on Albert's personal life! ;) Sorry, no truly revealing details here. However, I do have a little piece of information about him that everyone here would love to hear about! Albert wears makeup. The following is a conversation between me and him which PROVES WITHOUT A DOUBT his makeup wearing ways! Albert: Gawd dang it.... Comes to the library Opens bag Can't find his textbook ... TT^TT Me: ‎4 streams of tears. Albert: Actually, 2 very large ones. The 2 lines make the outer border of one gigantic tear stream. That's how bawwwws I am. I cry rivers when I cry. Me: So then the black outlines is actually the eyeshadow and eyeliner you wear right? ehh, ehh?! ;P Albert: LMAO you would say that xD ‎ They don't have it TT^TT (note: that is DEFINITELY makeup and Trav most definitely did not edit these words here to make it funnier)... Me: I know, I'm an honest man. I would never fabricate details to make a fool of you in front of your friends. Albert: I appreciate that. Please post this for everyone to see! Me: If you insist... weirdo! So yeah that's pretty much what went down the other day. I kept everything EXACTLY the same, as changing around some words here and there is something I would NEVER do! Thoughts?